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Only the shallow know themselves.

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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.

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Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it!

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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.

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To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called "leaves") imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time ― proof that humans can work magic.

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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

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Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me.

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father s. He's more particular. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.

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Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

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Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

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