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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

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Everyone who has ever built anywhere a "new heaven" first found the power thereto in his own hell.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

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Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm in a little basket bedstead, carefully disposed on a low settee immediately in front of the fire and close to it, as if his constitution were analogous to that of a muffin, and it was essential to toast him brown while he was very new.

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My toughest fight was with my first wife.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.

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General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

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Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

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"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too."

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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

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All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

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