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But you shall not escape my iambics.

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I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.

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Mr. and Mrs. Boffin sat staring at mid-air, and Mrs. Wilfer sat silently giving them to understand that every breath she drew required to be drawn with a self-denial rarely paralleled in history.

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Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.

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Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?

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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

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There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

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The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

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