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I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

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Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

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On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

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The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.

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The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

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Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it should be postponed.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.

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Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

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"Next," said Mrs Wilfer with a wave of her gloves, expressive of abdication under protest from the culinary throne, "I would recommend examination of the bacon in the saucepan on the fire, and also of the potatoes by the application of a fork. Preparation of the greens will further become necessary if you persist in this unseemly demeanour."

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He was by no means opposed to hard labour on principle, for he would work away at a cricket-match by the day together, - running, and catching, and batting, and bowling, and revelling in toil which would exhaust a galley-slave.

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Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

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