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The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.

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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.

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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.

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Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.

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Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

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He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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No sane man will dance.

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To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

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Of course it's the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.

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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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