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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.

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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Biography lends to death a new terror.

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What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.

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Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

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When the ax came into the forest the trees said the handle is one of us.

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