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Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

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We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means.

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Ones real life is often the life that one does not lead.

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I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.

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Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.

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Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms.

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Ven you read the speeches in the papers, and see as vun gen'lman says of another, 'the Honourable member, if he vill allow me to call him so' you vill understand, sir, that that means, 'if he vill allow me to keep up that 'ere pleasant and uniwersal fiction.'

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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

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To buy books would be a good thing if we could also buy the time to read them; but the purchase of books is often mistaken for the assimilation and mastering of their contents.

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No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.

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All generalizations are false, including this one.

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On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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When they took a young man into Tellson's London house, they hid him somewhere till he was old. They kept him in a dark place, like a cheese, until he had the full Tellson flavour and blue-mould upon him. Then only was he permitted to be seen, spectacularly poring over large books, and casting his breeches and gaiters into the general weight of the establishment.

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