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All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.

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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

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I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the church did echo.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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... As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind.

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It comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him.

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It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.

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Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.

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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

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In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article

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It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel is with words. The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for.

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To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.

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Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.

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