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Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.

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If everyone was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.

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Wherein lies a poet's claim to originality? That he invents his incidents? No. That he was present when his episodes had their birth? No. That he was first to repeat them? No. None of these things has any value. He confers on them their only originality that has any value, and that is his way of telling them.

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Our best built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows

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Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.

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Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

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Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it.

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I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble, if there were only one in the world.

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isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so.

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A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.

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The two Testaments are interesting, each in its own way. The Old one gives us a picture of these people's Deity as he was before he got religion, the other one gives us a picture of him as he appeared afterward.

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Circumstance - which moves by laws of its own, regardless of parties and policies, and whose decrees are final and must be obeyed by all - and will be

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Custom is custom: it is built of brass, boiler-iron, granite; facts, reasonings, arguments have no more effect upon it than the idle winds have upon Gibraltar.

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More than once I have been humiliated by my resemblance to God the father; He is always longing for the love of His children and trying to get it on the cheapest and laziest terms He can invent.

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We often feel sad in the presence of music without words; and often more than that in the presence of music without music.

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Those people.... early stricken of God, intellectually - the departmental interpreters of the laws in Washington... can always be depended on to take any reasonably good law and interpret the common sense all out of it.

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