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We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

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There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

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I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

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To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.

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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

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It comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

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Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

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I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.

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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

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