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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one o'clock in the morning, the baillie's grown-up son became insensible while attempting the first verse of 'Willie brewed a peck o' maut'; and he having been, for half an hour before, the only other man visible above the mahogany, it occurred to my uncle that it was almost time to think about going.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

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It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

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"Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware at first to whom I had the pleasure of objecting."

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May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies.

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No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

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Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

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It's a funny old world.

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"Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian church, and got herself named Peggotty?"

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His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

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She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.

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