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Sanity is very rare; every man almost and every woman has a dash of madness.

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Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?

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Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

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He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

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Farewell, fair cruelty.

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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

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Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

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Then, at the end of every hand, Miss Bolo would inquire with a dismal countenance and reproachful sigh, why Mr. Pickwick had not returned that diamond, or led the club, or roughed the spade, or finessed the heart, or led through the honour, or brought out the ace, or played up to the king, or some such thing; and in reply to all these grave charges, Mr. Pickwick would be wholly unable to plead any justification whatever, having by this time forgotten all about the game.

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All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.

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NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

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There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen.

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Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.

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It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

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