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"Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian church, and got herself named Peggotty?"

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It's better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you'll drift in that direction.

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The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

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More and more of our imports are coming from overseas

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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

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I drink to make other people more interesting.

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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

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Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?

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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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To buy books would be a good thing if we could also buy the time to read them; but the purchase of books is often mistaken for the assimilation and mastering of their contents.

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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

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He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it.

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