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Man is but mortal: and there is a point beyond which human courage cannot extend. Mr. Pickwick gazed through his spectacles for an instant on the advancing mass, and then fairly turned his back and-we will not say fled; firstly, because it is an ignoble term, and, secondly, because Mr. Pickwick's figure was by no means adapted for that mode of retreat-he trotted away, at as quick a rate as his legs would convey him;.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

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"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"

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Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

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On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.

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Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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