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- For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.
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- The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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- The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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- Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.
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- New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
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- A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
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- A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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- Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.
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- Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.
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- Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
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- The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.
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- So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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- No sane man will dance.
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- The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
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- If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
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- There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
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- Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.
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- Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
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- A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.
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- I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
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