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Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.

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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

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The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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If you cry ''Forward'' you must be sure to make clear the direction in which to go. Don't you see that if you fail to do that and simply call out the word to a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in precisely opposite directions?

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

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Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm in a little basket bedstead, carefully disposed on a low settee immediately in front of the fire and close to it, as if his constitution were analogous to that of a muffin, and it was essential to toast him brown while he was very new.

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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

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