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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

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I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.

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Indeed, it may be laid down as a general principle, that the more extended the ancestry, the greater the amount of violence and vagabondism; for in ancient days those two amusements, combining a wholesome excitement with a promising means of repairing shattered fortunes, were at once the ennobling pursuit and the healthful recreation of the Quality of this land.

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The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.

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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

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In Paris, the greatest expression of personal satisfaction known to man is the smirk on the face of a male, highly pleased with himself as he leaves the boudoir of a lady.

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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

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God created sex. Priests created marriage.

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Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

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It's much easier for me to make major life, multi-million dollar decisions, than it is to decide on a carpet for my front porch. That's the truth.

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.

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Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

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