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There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

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It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.

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Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

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I hate women because they always know where things are.

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.

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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

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